Wednesday 15th September
I hovered around the poo pile this morning, it seems to be getting bigger and bigger. I was thinking of getting a ladder to climb to the top as it is getting increasingly difficult to perch myself over it; I have to lift my tail really high. Can’t be bothered to deal with that now though, I will leave it for a bit.
Rushed back to my corner. I was exhausted after my morning breakfast expedition today. When I got back I collapsed into my sitting corner, breathless and flustered. I got back in quite late this morning as I couldn’t find any nice food. I sat motionless for around ten minutes and by then I had recovered enough to lift my head and look over the ledge to see what was happening in the car park. From the corner of my eye, I could see the three stooges in the office across the road, staring at me and laughing hysterically. They are definitely feeble minded poor things. I got up and wandered back to the poo pile again just to make sure all was in order.
Thursday 16th September
Early this morning, I stood on the middle of the ledge, did a little hopping from side to side, as exercise, fluffed my feathers in readiness for breakfast and saw one of the stooges glaring at me from across the road. She looked pink and flustered, they aren’t half ugly those three stooges.
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