Ms MundyPigeon Is DEAD

It is with the deepest regret that we announce the demise of Ms Mundy Pigeon, amazing pigeon queen extraordinaire, adventurer, novelist, politician, activist, slob, hitchhiker, loner, grumble guts, poopie puss, journalist, beauty contestant, alien, environmentalist, traffic engineer, eccentric, stunning model, fashion designer and critic, gourmet foodie , road engineer, avian architect, beach bum, pernickety whinger, Ziad and Nur worshipper, revolutionary layabout, seed pecker, renaissance fowl and general Miss Wonderpidge,

Has passed on to Pigeon Heaven.

There is no explanation for her death, she was sitting on her perch early this morning, huddled in a corner and now she is flat out on the perch with a wing flopped over the side (see photo)

We think it she was poisoned by the road works contractors (bastards) and the mess they have made and the pollutants they have left.

Yesterday was the first day of school and she was extremely excited and pleased to see everyone back again. Was it all just too much for her? Does anyone out there have detective and forensic skills? Please contact us ASAP.

Oh what a sad day for the world.

Open house at NES on Saturday September 9^th if you wish to pay  your respects.

Please send money in an envelope (large bills only) (boo hoo hoo)

We shall be auctioning feathers and other memorabilia.

Chips off The Poop Pile will be auctioned on eBay unless some avid collector would like to buy Mt. Poop for $1 million (o.n.o)