Panto season

This morning I dragged myself out of bed and hobbled to the loo where I noticed that the ‘pile’ was exceptionally high; I hadn’t noticed.  It is getting quite mountainous and I think I might need to get myself some professional climbing equipment in order ‘to go’.

There’s nothing much in the newspapers except the usual doom and gloom news about economies collapsing around the world, the mess left by the wikileaks revelations, the threat of the Iranians bombing the world with nuclear weapons, the Swim Wear ban in Kuwait.  But, on the front page of one newspaper, there’s an article that says that people in the US are ‘in a flap over alien life’ .   Well if anyone had bothered to ask ME about aliens, they needn’t have had all this controversy, they would have had proof that aliens DO in fact exist and that I, Miss Pigeon Mundy, Space Abductee Supreme have actually been on one of their spacecraft (please read the 11^th October entry). Now, I have been sworn to secrecy by the aliens about what I saw, although they did allow me to reveal that they are lizard like, so I’m afraid I can say no more and that you’ll just have to guess about the fantastic sights I was privy to.   Suffice it to say that we feathered creatures have a rather special status in alien society.  But no more.  Just guess.

Anyway, these aliens come and visit me on a regular basis and they always come at a specific time during the week. No, I can’t reveal the specific time and if you sit there in the corner of the car park, waiting, you will be disappointed as we have ways and means of knowing that you are there.

It’s the weekend and I am off to see a panto tonight. For those of you who don’t know what a panto is, it has nothing to do with underwear or slacks.  A panto is a pantomime.  A pantomime is a musical-comedy, British, often based on fairy tales but not always and the hero is usually a woman dressed as a man, there is usually a man dressed as a woman, a very ugly woman, who is hysterically funny.   The audience are always encounraged to take part in the pantos and to boo the villains and cheer the heroes when they come on stage.

The panto is Babes in the Wood.   I will tell you about it later.