Demonstration Day!

I went out early this morning for breakfast and came back with a tummy ache which is why I am now sitting near the ‘pile’.  What on earth did I eat?  Maybe it’s worry?  Maybe I am worried about the demonstrations today?  Apparently the demonstrators want to remove the prime minister. What on earth for?  Do they actually KNOW why they want him removed?  Is it so that they can fill the position with one of their ‘pack’ and then they can really ensconce themselves in the system and be able to take full advantage. No way do I want to live in a country that has a prime minister that represents one of the tribes because as soon as that happens,  Tribe will take priority,  Kuwait and everyone else will not even figure.  And anyway, what bloody right do these slobs have to demonstrate when they can't even be bothered to go to work and they expect to earn salaries for doing nothing. W ell enough politics for now.

I was thinking this morning about all the nationalities in the world, very interesting this world with all the variety, cultures and peoples.  I was thinking about all the positive and negative traits of the nationalities, so basically, I was stereotyping, and I came up with a list that is totally unpublishable and not for public view.  I did write a list of nice things about each nationality (except for one or two which I couldn’t for the life of me find anything to nice about) and then I wrote a nasty list.  I also included myself in the nasty list so don’t think I discriminate. Here is a list of Positive and Negative Pigeon traits:

Negative: Filthy, louse ridden, pooping, over-breeding, smelly, pestiferous, head wobbling, dirty, clawing, rabble rousing stinky, crotch scratching, nose picking bastards.
Positive: Friendly, pleasant, cute, good humoured, very cute (especially brown pigeons) industrious, clever and hard working.

There, you see, I am quite fair.  I have mentioned all the bad as well as the good things about pigeons which means I can be honest about everyone else. Please contact me personally for a list as I am not allowed to publish.  If I do I will be put behind bars, by the whole world.  Well you see, I don’t think the world is a very nice place.  I think individuals are nice, people can be nice, whatever the nationality, sex, origins, class, culture etc of the person.  But I don’t think nations or groups of people are very nice.  Groups have a tendency to become exclusive, arrogant, xenophobic and insular.  A shame, isn’t it? I am always better than you and I know better than you and I know I am right and you are wrong.
Pigeons rule!