I heard the three freaks in the office across the road gossiping about me and they said that I looked like an alien and that my eyes belonged to some sort of an extra-terrestrial. They made rude comments about my colour, about the shape of my head, about my beak and all sorts of other things. Interspersed among all these rude comments were hysterical fits of giggling and howling. I am incensed as I know I am a pretty pigeon but I suppose beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and anyway, I have never seen such an ugly trio as the three freaks across the road.
Ugly! This has put me in a bad mood so I’m not giving you an update about anything. You can think up something yourselves. Oh! Another thing they were gossiping about: me going on my extended breakfast trips. What a cheek when they sit in that office, scoffing breadsticks and guzzling coffee. Fat lumps!
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