Headline in the daily newspaper: “Missing Pigeon re-appears with Stomach problems"
Miss Mundy Pigeon, who normally lives in her little pad on the second floor of Dar Jehan, was reported missing yesterday. A little crowd of nosy parkers gathered to watch her perch, with many exclamations of worry and dismay as the morning wore on. There was a general consensus that Miss Mundy had a) been kidnapped b) emigrated 3) found a nicer home. Much to everyone’s relief however, Miss Mundy suddenly appeared at 11:30 AM. She landed abruptly in the ‘living room’ side of her perched and was seen to scurry, sideways, like a crab, very, very rapidly, to the loo pile. She quickly positioned herself over the loo and went about her business, changing position every so often. After a good session on the pile, she staggered off and literally hobbled off the pile, limping with obvious exhaustion to the other side of the perch.
There was general relief in the crowd which then erupted into peals of laughter as Miss Mundy hobbled away from the pile! "YAY MISS MUNDY! WE’RE GLAD YOU'RE BACK”.
Miss Mundy Pigeon, who normally lives in her little pad on the second floor of Dar Jehan, was reported missing yesterday. A little crowd of nosy parkers gathered to watch her perch, with many exclamations of worry and dismay as the morning wore on. There was a general consensus that Miss Mundy had a) been kidnapped b) emigrated 3) found a nicer home. Much to everyone’s relief however, Miss Mundy suddenly appeared at 11:30 AM. She landed abruptly in the ‘living room’ side of her perched and was seen to scurry, sideways, like a crab, very, very rapidly, to the loo pile. She quickly positioned herself over the loo and went about her business, changing position every so often. After a good session on the pile, she staggered off and literally hobbled off the pile, limping with obvious exhaustion to the other side of the perch.
There was general relief in the crowd which then erupted into peals of laughter as Miss Mundy hobbled away from the pile! "YAY MISS MUNDY! WE’RE GLAD YOU'RE BACK”.
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