Aliensssssss!

Last night I didn’t really feel like partying especially since I had a hangover and also, this morning I had spent an inordinate amount of time stocking up on grains and the like. But sometime around 9PM I changed my mind and headed out. I was passing over the hospital when I noticed these very bright, coloured lights far up in the sky that were getting closer and closer and bigger and bigger. ‘A plane?’ I wondered but no, it couldn’t be as it was not moving horizontally. A helicopter? No, it was too far away.  Superpigeon? Hmmm, a possibility, but what about the lights.  And then, suddenly, it was on top of me, there was a blur, a deafening noise, gale like wind, and then I was out and  the last I remember is coming too, lying on my back on a shiny, cold table with bright lights shining into my eyes, blinding me. I could just make out a faint silhouette of figures bent over me, chattering away in what sounded like nonsense to me.  Then they were poking and prodding and they brought this big flat screen that moved across me, scan like, and then the very bright lights went out and I could see the figures clearly.  I wanted to scream in shock but I couldn’t find my voice, I was frozen because, staring down at me were three lizard looking green creatures, with forked tongues snaking in and out of their mouths, chattering away in some incomprehensible lizard chat.  Suddenly, there was a roar, a great vibration and shaking and we literally shot away.  I could see out of the big window to my left and I could see this blue ball getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Suddenly, everything stopped, I went out like a light and the next thing I knew, I was back on my perch.  I had been abducted by a UFO.