Doesn’t anyone uh like talk proper like anymore

The parties are getting slightly out of order, uh like (I admire Paris Hilton and like Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter); it is getting, like, overcrowded so I presume someone must be, uhhh like,  putting the word out about our parties. I am worried that the security forces, like, will be on to us, like,  you know what they are like here, they just have to, uh like,  HEAR the word party and they like,  get their knickers in a twist. Nobody’s allowed to have fun.  They don’t want to have fun , like, (not publicly at least) so nobody else is allowed to. Everyone like  has to do as they do and that’s that, uh like. They are, like, such a bunch of miseriguts. Anyway, uhhhh like, I have drifted from the subject, like, the parties are getting crowded.    Too much noise! LIKE!