Dining out?

Some feathered friends and I decided to go out for dinner tonight and we decided on Nino’s, by the seaside, as it was easy to get to and we fancied that sort of food.  We got there and of course the music was blasting away as loud as ever so we asked them to “TURN THE EFFING MUSIC DOWN.!!!!!”  They turned it down a bit and as always happened, they gradually turned it up to a blast level.

 Then, as we were waiting for a friend to come, we decided to order water which we got but one glass was missing.  Andouilla asked for a glass and the dumb waitress said she would bring a glass and subsequently disappeared outside.  We asked a waiter for a glass and told him that the waitress needed training.  He agreed and said she was new.

Later on, we asked for some salt and got pepper so we re-iterated that we wanted salt and the waiter disappeared and we saw him later on serving another table and then chatting to the bimbo outside.  We called him out loud and he came. “Why didn’t you bring the salt?” we demanded. “Yessir, in the kitchen”. “SALT, SALT!!!!!” “Yes sir” “Salt,  over there, like that.” “Oh, I thought you want Sauce.”

DON’T GO TO NINO’S!!!!!!

I think I should stick to picking up grains from the street.