It's Called EAP GULF

Granny Jehanella just came to see me as I was sitting with Rowella discussing new modes of transport (more about that later in the week) and granny Jehanella was a bit cross as she had read an article about the never ending feud between the Arab side and the Iranian side of the gulf and the never ending dispute about what the frigging GULF should be called. The Iranians want it to be the Persian Gulf and the Arabs the Arabian Gulf.

If you ask me, they are all a bunch of ignoramuses (or ignoranuses as Rowella likes to say) as everybody know that it’s Called the:

“Effing Arabo-Persian Gulf – Whateverrrrrr”

(or EAP Gulf for short)

So there! But knowing all that lot they would then be squabbling about which side takes priority so they would want it to be the “Effing Perso-Arabian Gulf”.

It’s all these men with their mini testes and mini willies who cause all these problems. Who the eff cares what the gulf is called. As Rowella says, just give us the zubaidi and the rubyan (that’s Pomfret fish and Prawns for those of you who aren't from here.)

Of course the Gulf is not the only disputed territory in the world, there are many such disputes between equally miniscule membered politicians in the world. There are disputes between China and India, China and Japan and the list goes on and on and on.

Granny Jehannella claims that her father and his friends and their families would stand in a line and compare wilies. I wonder what country THEY lived in? I think Granny Jehanella has gone a bit bonkers if you ask me.

Actually, if you put me in charge, I would immediately call it the Pretty Pigeon Gulf.

AND I SAY: PUT PIGEONS IN CHARGE. Pigeons rule!